“You all remember McHotpants, the security guard? Well, Janie and I saw him at that new club where the naked ladies dance with the monkeys—yes, that club called Outrageous! Anyway, his name is Quinn, and she went home with him after being drugged. They had breakfast together Saturday morning, and he got her the interview for her new job.”
It was like throwing Hustler magazines at sex addicts.
After a two-second lull of stunned silence, everyone started talking excitedly at once..
I had to have categorized this book wrongly, no way was this a freebie. I want to quote so many funny passages!